Bonnie:

Bonnie is a designer, art director and amateur photographer with a full-time desk at Universal Favourite. Say hello.

She is proud of house-training her stubborn Chow Chow at 9 weeks old (at his age, not hers). Her milk tea order is Brown Sugar Pearl with Milk on weekends and Earl Grey with pudding on weekdays. She'll review and revise your Tinder profile for a flat fee of $19.80.

Stay relevant. Unlike the Australian government.